Brad Evans Recap- 8.26

Can you be called exclusive just because no one else wants you?

The man who makes Brandon Funston seem lucid wrote the following this week:

-self-proclaimed Noiseophobes
-Its sinful powers are so enrapturing
-Owners who develop these unwavering obsessions often...unhealthy Captain Morgan consumption.
-fanaholic
-mantasies
-Captain consultations
-plowshares
-Brandon Jacobs' monstrous assets
-Football Frankenstein
-ultimate fantasy fetish
-Pittsburgh's Undertaker
-the YAC beast within will be unshackled
-fantasy monolith
-man-passions are insanely difficult to squelch
-infatuations
-A-Rod (as in Aaron Rodgers)
-bazooka arm, cucumber cool
-unmistakably diminutive
-Sticky Icky should tote the heavy-side of the Dolphins timeshare initially (seriously, asshole, put down the fucking thesaurus and say, "Ricky Williams will get more carries early in the year. " How the fuck does a timeshare have a heavy side?)
- Meachem mojitos
-Houston's 'Vidal Sassoon'
-'Black and Blues Brothers.'
-Plenty of tender Brenda post-game kisses
-Sultan of Stubble

Brad Evans is gayer than Tomke.