Week 2: Lame

I lost this week, so I'm pissed. Also, there were no exciting games this week. So I'm blowing this recap off and doing a shitty job. Anyone who wants to do better can delete me and write their own damn recap. I hope Tomke dies.

Monkey Assassinations 102, Penguins From Hell 76. Someone want to explain how Viano can have the fewest points in the league and be one of only two 2-0 teams? My hilariously bad performance this week has something to do with it. Looks like the Cardinals aren't has bad as I thought -- Warner and Hightower combined for 36.5 this week.

GWAR!!! 148.50, Stafford Infection 94.5. The beauty of fantasy football is the opportunity for someone to have a monumentally good week or bad week regardless of how good the team is. Welty scored 72 last week and bombed Stem this week with more than double the output. Chris Johnson (45.5) was an absolute stallion. So...is Welty the best or worst team in the league?

ChamPeons 130, Doc Brown's DeLorean 89.75. The fact that Drew scored this much is awesome given how three pretty good recievers -- Santana Moss, Greg Jennings and Roy Williams -- combined for a hilarious 0.00. HOW THE HELL did Greg Jennings get a zero? Champ's logo looks an awful lot like a Saints helmet, which is fitting, because Drew Brees can carry his ass if he so chooses.

Jared Allen Forever 136, Honey & Vinegar Realty 88.75. I like Tomke being 0-2. What's with all the zeros this week? We got them from Jennings, Lance Moore, Wes Welker (late scratch probably irritated more than just Tomke), Zach Miller, and essentially Santana Moss (who was worse than zero). Frank Gore was pretty awesome for Baron.

Curtis Conway 138, Ted Buckland, Esq. 116. Eli falls to 1-1 (not 0-2; fuck you Welty) despite a pretty good week and Ed's curse-worthy new team name. Ronnie Brown and Andre Johnson went off for Ed, with two scores each, and Eli's week was pretty good if you don't count that Steve Slaton has been butt so far this season.