Ah yes, I get it. The Seneca Wallace as WR comment is funnier now. It's okay though, I feel. It's not like Tomke has been notoriously lucky or graced with, you know, talent.
Awesome. I'm thinking about making this my desktop.
Seriously, could you imagine the controversy if Colston had found his way onto a contending team? The man's got the 2nd most points amongst WRs (behind the recently fluky Javon Walker) and it's not even close at TE. Can you picture just how much worse it would be if Eli or JR or Champ had picked him up?
The good news, however, is that his TE eligibility will be long gone next season, making him a solid keeper prospect, but far less relevant in the grand scheme of the league.
I would love to see a Reggie Bush card with "Shit-Ton" Photoshopped over "Reggie." That would complete my life.
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I've totally missed the reference on this
Colston is as much of a tight end as Peyton Manning is a wide receiver.
Ah yes, I get it. The Seneca Wallace as WR comment is funnier now. It's okay though, I feel. It's not like Tomke has been notoriously lucky or graced with, you know, talent.
That said, this shit is bullshit.
Just wait until Reggie Bush gets WR eligibility.
Imagine the possibility of a WR rushing for -5 yards on 11 carries.
Awesome. I'm thinking about making this my desktop.
Seriously, could you imagine the controversy if Colston had found his way onto a contending team? The man's got the 2nd most points amongst WRs (behind the recently fluky Javon Walker) and it's not even close at TE. Can you picture just how much worse it would be if Eli or JR or Champ had picked him up?
The good news, however, is that his TE eligibility will be long gone next season, making him a solid keeper prospect, but far less relevant in the grand scheme of the league.
I would love to see a Reggie Bush card with "Shit-Ton" Photoshopped over "Reggie." That would complete my life.
First off, I am definitely not going to contend that he's not a bullshit cheater. He totally is.
But he's still the 2nd highest scoring receiver in the league. No matter what he plays, he's the pick up of the year.
But yeah, it is bullshit.
Tomke, I saw a picture of you from Houston this weekend. That was a sweet suit. In fact, it was the Marques Colston of suits.
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