Week 10 Recap

Naj Davenport's Poop: 126.25
ChamPeons: 110.00

Game Summary: The late-game rumbling of Willie Parker put the game out of reach for CHM, allowing NDP to snap a 4 game losing streak against Champ, in the a rare blowout between these two franchises.

Naj Davenport's Poop (7-3): Willie Parker's 34 points were the reason for the comfy win, but Marion Barber tripling Julius Jones' output was huge for NDP as well. Mike Bell not only didn't play, but he wasn't even active, the most puzzling thing about Week 10. Kudos to Viano to notching a 16 point win against a contender with a blank RB spot.

ChamPeons (5-5): Frank Gore, Joseph Addai and Terrell Owens all had big games for CHM, but outside of them, none of the other WR/RB/TE cracked four points. The loss to WIRM last week looks especially tough now as they again fail to gain ground on the teams chasing them for the playoff spot. Tremendous game against SLM next week, season potentially on the line.

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Madd Skillz: 178.25
Tice's Partyboat: 83.25

Game Summary: SKL got 7 touchdowns from the Bengals-Chargers bonanza and then the league almost fell apart.

Madd Skillz (9-1): Sets a personal high score with the #2 total of all time and the #2 margin of victory of all time. Steve Smith's big Monday pushes them to the lofty total. Watching DBs try to cover Steve Smith is like watching Seth Colclasure trying to guard Allen Iverson.

Tice's Partyboat (5-5): Has lost 6 straight to SKL, in which Ed has averaged 154 points in those 6 games. Got a huge game from Donald Driver and two touchdowns from BRANDON JACOBS, plus double digits from Maurice Jones-Drew. It wasn't enough to overcome a poor performance by Michael Vick, leading Drew to the #9 score of the week.

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Who Is Ron Mexico: 121.50
The Slumpbusters: 74.25

Game Summary: Kevan Barlow scored as many points as Torry Holt, Clinton Portis, Jeremy Shockey and Tatum Bell combined.

Who Is Ron Mexico (3-7): This is the second straight week that Tomke has set a career high point total. Seven players hit double figures, including 23 points from the great Tony Romo. Maurice Morris and Reggie Bush have solid games, while Bullshit Cheater Marques Colston went crazy again.

The Slumpbusters (5-5): The second worst score in Eli's career came with help from Clinton Portis' broken hand and the Rams passing touchdown. Fortunately, the two other 5-4 teams also lost, so they are still technically in the #4 spot, with a major tiebreaker edge. Has a big game against CHM next week with the chance to put some distance between himself and the crowd.

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Fresh Legs: 109.50
Father Abraham: 100.00

Game Summary: Carson Palmer went crazy and Donovan McNabb did not, resulting in the 9.50 point difference.

Fresh Legs (4-6): Deuce McAllister, Thomas Jones and Brian Westbrook all had very good games, combining with Carson Palmer for 71% of the FL point total this week. Despite the negative outlook, is only one game behind in the playoff race, and would have a tiebreaker edge over two of the 5 win teams. If all three of those team slip at some point, FL is right back in it.

Father Abraham (2-8): Jerricho Cotchery was good, Jamal Lewis was terrible, Fred Taylor was decent. Same story every week, although crossed 100 points for the 4th time this year. Has lost 5 straight.

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The Nihilist Marmot: 110.00
Cellar Dwellers: 98.25

Game Summary: Brett Farve's 24 points made him the right call for TNM, while Stem put up a suprisingly good week.

The Nihilist Marmot (7-3): Darrell Jackson had the best week of all the TNM WRs, after the Colts had a miserable week. Tiki Barber continues to rack up double digit totals despite a fear of the end zone and Anthony Thomas was a good flex back. The Red-Hot Tony Gonzalez will miss the next few games, a big blow to the lineup, but TNM has a 2 game lead on the rest of the pack for a playoff spot.

Cellar Dwellers (3-7): Julius Peppers did everything he could to create an improbable Thundering, but his 14 points fell short. Donte Stallworth's return was a big boost to the CD lineup, as his WRs had a very good game. Kevin Jones cooled off, but LaMont Jordan showed up, so it all balances out.