Week 7 Previews

These are going to be short because I'm at work and I only have an hour or so to do this. Plus, no one else is doing very much on these, so I'm feeling less inclined to do anything on my own.

GAME OF THE WEEK
Madd Skillz (3-3) at Romo's 18-Inch Dong (5-1)

Ed has a shit-ton of byes headlined by LaDanian Tomlinson and Steve Smith. Romo is missing DeShaun Foster, Antonio Gates, and Donald Driver, but those byes are much more manageable than Ed's, since Romo seems to have some pretty good depth, especially at RB. Kevin Faulk was a good addition and should provide some points when the Patriots are up by about 40 points. Romo should win another lucky matchup due to byes.


ON DECK
Who Wants to Sex Mbaye? (3-3) at Thom is a Man-Whore (6-0)

Did anyone predict Stem being 6-0? Adrian Peterson and Tom Brady do not fuck around. The Manning/Brady debate will be huge this week, but Viano might want to think about not starting Javon Walker. Also, he still loves playing just two defensemen. Stem's dominance is going to continue until someone stops him. Me?


DALE EARNHARDT MEMORIAL GAME
Taste the Happy (2-4) at Slick (2-4)

Slick is currently beating J.R., Champ and Baron. I really wish he would trade me Marion Barber III. I'm a big fan of that guy. If Eli doesn't win this game, he'll be behind Slick, too, and he might end his own life. Don't worry, T. Gun, I'm predicting you to win this one.


BATTING CLEAN-UP
The Hulkamaniacs (5-1) at Which Bear is Best? (2-4)

That Maroney/Colston for Jones-Drew/Burress is still working out really well for me. J.R.'s team is not nearly as bad as its record indicates. I'm going to go out on a limb and pick J.R. in this one, giving Stem and Romo some breathing room at the top of the standings.


THE FIVE HOLE
What's New Pussycat? (1-5) at ChamPeons (1-5)

Baron's team is really, really bad. Honestly, I have no idea who his keepers are going to be next season. Champ had a valiant effort last week, despite missing a big portion of his team due to byes. He should improve down the stretch, and probably beat Baron by at least 50 points.