Week 6 Recap

FUCK YOU GIANTS AND ED, YOU GOT LUCKY THIS TIME. -STANTON OUT-

Marty Booker(4-2) 121.50
Stanton for Heisman! (2-4) 119.00

What Happened: This is probably as close as you can get to a walk-off win in the VUFSA. Chris Johnson (19.00) took a handoff on 4th and 5, and ran 35 yards for a touchdown to overcome a 7.50 point deficit with under two minutes left on MNF. Maurice Jones-Drew never reentered the game. DeSean Jackson (17.50) was on his way to a historic day until he died. Jeremy Maclin picked up in his place and had an enormous game, scoring 22.50 on his own. Drew Stanton actually got to play this week, which hopefully provides Dave some consolation because it sucks to lose with 100 seconds left in the week.

MVP: Johnson. A nice game in and of itself, but his effort in garbage time with the Titans comfortably ahead made the difference.

Least VP: Miles Austin (1.00), who not only sucked within his own right, but didn't do anything but watch as Tony Romo threw three TDs for Tomke.

What it means: Dave is fucking wasted. And Ed stays in 3rd.

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Awkward Emoticons ;) (5-1) 137.75
Stanzi Loves America (4-2) 112.50

What Happened: Aaron Rodgers (20.50 pts) was able to take the field for Stem, but Drew countered with Greg Jennings, who offset 15 of those points. Virtual no-show days from RBs Jahvid Best and Michael Turner (9.50 combined) don't allow Stem to keep up with the great showing from Drew's RBs.

MVP: Jennings. Wasn't even the top scoring WR in this matchup, but to recoup all but five of the points that Rodgers out out was enormously helpful to Drew.

Least VP: Turner. The supposed stud RB has hit double digits in just 2 of 6 games this year.

What it means: Drew is alone in first and has a massive inside track not only for a playoff spot but for the #1 seed. Stem should be fine, good record and a strong point total.

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Let My Monkeys Go (3-3) 118.00
Stranger in the Alps (2-4) 113.00

What Happened: An exhilarating finish on Sunday Night, as Peyton Manning (21.25) and Ryan Torain (22.50) staged a furious comeback that came up short. Brandon Jacobs (15.00) came up huge, scoring twice to give Viano an actual RB1 effort.

MVP: Joe Flacco really stepped up, outscoring Manning with 23.75 points.

Least VP: Antonio Gates (1.50). Not only does the giant-assed TE put up a clunker of a game, but reports regarding the severity of his injury are varied.

What it means: Viano has risen back to .500 and actually sits a game ahead of Eli despite scoring 100 fewer points on the season. Eli has now lost four in a row.

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1-800-222-1222 (1-5) 96.00
ChamPeons (4-2) 102.25

What Happened: Drew Brees (25.25) went off, completely outclassing Mark Sanchez (7.25). Arian Foster (23.00) continued his domination, basically putting up QB-like numbers. That said, it was Roy Williams' (14.50) surprise two-TD game and late Redskin rally that pushed Champ just over the top.

MVP: Brees. Average games for the most part on Champ's card- but Brees was magnificent.

Least VP: Kevin Walter. Zero points while his Texans team put up 35.

What it means: Champ keeps chugging along and sits comfortably two games above .500. Baron starts fielding offers.

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Cover Tooth (3-3) 103.25
Suhssical (2-4) 84.25

What Happened: LaDanian Tomlinson (18.00) outscored his fellow Jet RB Shonn Green (4.00) by 14 points, giving Welty a big cushion after Sunday's action. That difference turned out to be more than enough to hold off three WRs and a K on Monday night, who didn't mount much of a charge anyway.

MVP: Tomlinson. Raise your hand if you thought he was a reach as a keeper. (Editors note: Raises hand)

Least VP: Hakeem Nicks (1.50), who put up his first real dud of the season.

What it means: The game provides a little more clarity in light of the Stanton-Booker game. Instead of being one of four 3-3 teams, Welty sits nicely at 5th, as one of two 3-3 teams. JR has some work to do, two games out of 4th and three teams to climb over. .