Our Week 2 open thread is sponsored by the dumbest Price is Right contestant ever.
In the second week, will Dave Tomke get enough points to defeat his arch nemesis? Can Lincoln and Champ continue their early-season success? Is anyone going to knock Ed Schillinger from his perch ... ever? How does that girl in the above video stay alive in her day-to-day life? Talk amongst yourselves.
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I know. Who the hell pays $80 for a toaster?
Off to Walgreens. You children have fun with your statrackers, inane comments, and obscure but suddenly meaningful waiver wire pickups.
-Drew
Can one buy a toaster at Walgreens?
The joy of Brian Urlacher recovering a Lions' fumble.
Followed by...
The disappointment of knowing Champ owns Brian Urlacher.
The Bears just received a penalty for "celebrating in an unfair way" after recovering ANOTHER Lions' fumble.
Glee.
I'm a one-man band.
My team is absolutely terrified of the end zone.
I don't think I'll post anymore.
Dude, that whole Chris Henry for Toomer advice was a horrible, horrible call. Please don't hate me.
I hate myself for listening to you.
Our first Walgreens Clause victim of the year is Rex Grossman. Congratulations Rex! You've won a Kitchen Gourmet Toaster from Walgreens. Suggested Retail Price: 79.99.
I'm amazed you've allowed your job to get in the way of fantasy football for this long.
Bob Barker looked like he was about to go Happy Gilmore on her ass.
Ladell Betts. Does he make you nervous, Ed?
I am going to set an NFL record for "games coming of age" and "arriving" before I retire.
Bob Barker can't believe you're 2-0, Champ.
Champ is turning out to be this year's JR. Once again, I've somehow managed to score more overall points than the 2-0 team only to find myself in dead last and 0-2. Damn it. Stupid Texans.
-Drew
And once again, my team looks great on paper -- but they actually are garbage.
Deja vu sucks, Drew.
Meanwhile, you sluts, JR Radcliffe has the most points of any loser this week. All that bitching when he was just sneaking by but none of the sympathy when he runs into bad luck. Oh my god my RECEIVERS!
You got about 15 more weeks of bad luck due to you.
seriously, i don't like my team very much.
Ed's self-depression is like a cat that wants attention. It lurks around, killing various small rodents, and then decides it hasn't had enough affection bestowed upon it. So then, it throws up on the carpet.
I hate cats.
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