The real loser in the Chris Simms saga is Trent Green. Alreadly, Green has had his label of "most horrendous injury" taken away from him by a jealous Simms. Now, everyone will forget about Green. Ironic because I'm not sure even Trent remembers who he is.
And I don't know that Maurice Jones-Drew would have made a huge difference, but when 2 of my starting running backs who were supposed to play as of Saturday night did not, any points from a RB would be nice. As is, he found his way onto a team that was 10th in waiver wire priority. Plus, he has a cool name.
Yeah, I'm pretty awesome. I also hope that Michael Robinson becomes the starting running back in SF and Gore is out for the season, so that I can start another running back at the wide receiver spot.
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Jean-Claude Van Damme:
Drunk. Sexy. Lethal.
I have never been more inspired to head to Walgreens. But first, must watch rhythmic dance moves one more time.
-Drew
I've been dancing like that all day. It's irresistable.
Is anyone else dying to see this scene in its original context? So many unanswered questions.
Agreed. I still want to know why the guys needed to fight him.
And Greg Jennings for a 74-yard touchdown? Really?
The corpse of Keyshawn Johnson is owning me.
Why do NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE refs take so much time to decide on penalties now? A simple holding call now requires a 45 second conference.
Just so everyone knows, my younger brother proclaimed after last week's game that he would drink a glass (6-8 oz) of his own urine.
He is now drinking his words. Literally.
Was there a stipulation there, Dave? Or did he just state that he'd drink his urine, regardless of the circumstances?
Also, T.J. Houshmanzadeh had 21 points.
Oh shit. My bad. The stipulation was if they lost to the Packers today. Which they did.
Just checking.
That's pretty gross though.
Walgreens Clause Victim 2: Maurice Jones-Drew
Get back to me if Rex Grossman or Maurice Jones-Drew make one bit of difference in this season's results.
I HAVE 37 GODDAMN POINTS I NEED ALL THE HELP I CAN GET!
Ok fine, but I'm dropping the shit out of wali lundy, so it would've been nice to have an attractive option on the wire.
Poor Wali Lundy.
Fuck Eli Manning. Fuck him in his stupid ass. I hate life. Things were looking semi-promising.
Also, Braylon Edwards, T.J. Houshmanzadeh, and Muhsin Muhammad are pretty good. Too bad I didn't start Braylon this week.
Holy shit, I think I'm going to win, unless Tom Brady owns bitches tonight. Eli Manning redeemed himself in my eyes. So did T.J. Houshmanzadeh.
Chris Simms' spleen. That is all.
The real loser in the Chris Simms saga is Trent Green. Alreadly, Green has had his label of "most horrendous injury" taken away from him by a jealous Simms. Now, everyone will forget about Green. Ironic because I'm not sure even Trent remembers who he is.
And I don't know that Maurice Jones-Drew would have made a huge difference, but when 2 of my starting running backs who were supposed to play as of Saturday night did not, any points from a RB would be nice. As is, he found his way onto a team that was 10th in waiver wire priority. Plus, he has a cool name.
-Drew
Yeah, I'm pretty awesome. I also hope that Michael Robinson becomes the starting running back in SF and Gore is out for the season, so that I can start another running back at the wide receiver spot.
Imagine.
Also, Dave, there are some who are pushing for Bush to get WR/RB eligibility, since he spends most of his time lining up in the slot.
That'd be terrifying if he could play at WR.
Let's imagine for one second that Robinson becomes the starter in SF and Bush gets WR eligibility.
I could start six running backs every week. I don't even think I have six running backs.
Chester Taylor, DeAngelo Williams, Reggie Bush, Michael Robinson, Ron Dayne, and Maurice Jones-Drew. I'm not even sure it'd be worth it, but still.
A star-studded cast, if there ever was one.
Lost in the shuffle of Dave's domination is that he still needs 9 points tonight after basically declaring himself a winner this week.
How is Dave the most confident owner in the league?
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