Saturday, September 23, 2006

Week 3 Open Thread

This week's open thread is brought to you by the dancing of Jean Claude Van Damme.



I think we could all learn a thing or two from those moves.

25 comments:

Dave Tomke said...

Jean-Claude Van Damme:
Drunk. Sexy. Lethal.

Anonymous said...

I have never been more inspired to head to Walgreens. But first, must watch rhythmic dance moves one more time.

-Drew

Eli said...

I've been dancing like that all day. It's irresistable.

Anonymous said...

Is anyone else dying to see this scene in its original context? So many unanswered questions.

Eli said...

Agreed. I still want to know why the guys needed to fight him.

And Greg Jennings for a 74-yard touchdown? Really?

JR said...

The corpse of Keyshawn Johnson is owning me.

Eli said...

Why do NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE refs take so much time to decide on penalties now? A simple holding call now requires a 45 second conference.

Dave Tomke said...

Just so everyone knows, my younger brother proclaimed after last week's game that he would drink a glass (6-8 oz) of his own urine.

He is now drinking his words. Literally.

Eli said...

Was there a stipulation there, Dave? Or did he just state that he'd drink his urine, regardless of the circumstances?

Dave Tomke said...

Also, T.J. Houshmanzadeh had 21 points.

Dave Tomke said...

Oh shit. My bad. The stipulation was if they lost to the Packers today. Which they did.

Eli said...

Just checking.

That's pretty gross though.

Edwin said...

Walgreens Clause Victim 2: Maurice Jones-Drew

Eli said...

Get back to me if Rex Grossman or Maurice Jones-Drew make one bit of difference in this season's results.

Edwin said...

I HAVE 37 GODDAMN POINTS I NEED ALL THE HELP I CAN GET!

Ok fine, but I'm dropping the shit out of wali lundy, so it would've been nice to have an attractive option on the wire.

Eli said...

Poor Wali Lundy.

Dave Tomke said...

Fuck Eli Manning. Fuck him in his stupid ass. I hate life. Things were looking semi-promising.

Also, Braylon Edwards, T.J. Houshmanzadeh, and Muhsin Muhammad are pretty good. Too bad I didn't start Braylon this week.

Dave Tomke said...

Holy shit, I think I'm going to win, unless Tom Brady owns bitches tonight. Eli Manning redeemed himself in my eyes. So did T.J. Houshmanzadeh.

Anonymous said...

Chris Simms' spleen. That is all.

Anonymous said...

The real loser in the Chris Simms saga is Trent Green. Alreadly, Green has had his label of "most horrendous injury" taken away from him by a jealous Simms. Now, everyone will forget about Green. Ironic because I'm not sure even Trent remembers who he is.

And I don't know that Maurice Jones-Drew would have made a huge difference, but when 2 of my starting running backs who were supposed to play as of Saturday night did not, any points from a RB would be nice. As is, he found his way onto a team that was 10th in waiver wire priority. Plus, he has a cool name.

-Drew

Dave Tomke said...

Yeah, I'm pretty awesome. I also hope that Michael Robinson becomes the starting running back in SF and Gore is out for the season, so that I can start another running back at the wide receiver spot.

Imagine.

Eli said...

Also, Dave, there are some who are pushing for Bush to get WR/RB eligibility, since he spends most of his time lining up in the slot.

That'd be terrifying if he could play at WR.

Dave Tomke said...

Let's imagine for one second that Robinson becomes the starter in SF and Bush gets WR eligibility.

I could start six running backs every week. I don't even think I have six running backs.

Chester Taylor, DeAngelo Williams, Reggie Bush, Michael Robinson, Ron Dayne, and Maurice Jones-Drew. I'm not even sure it'd be worth it, but still.

Eli said...

A star-studded cast, if there ever was one.

Edwin said...

Lost in the shuffle of Dave's domination is that he still needs 9 points tonight after basically declaring himself a winner this week.

How is Dave the most confident owner in the league?