Who's on the fringe of a major VUFSA upset? Which players had the big days? Name some good Top Ten ideas. How long will Ed's erection last this Sunday? Comment on Dave Tomke's newest witticisms. Comment on Eli Gieryna's bad luck. OMG it's football.
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Ah yes, the open thread. The part of the VUFSA board that I don't participate in because of Walgreens. So I shall leave all of you to enjoy the day and I demand a quality string of posts to entertain me when I get home. Begin!
Well, laugh all you want about my good luck in years past. But this year, Darrell Jackson is getting no action, T.J. Housyourmamaz is not going to play much, if at all, and I still have Tony Gonzalez as my tight end.
Oh yeah, after Ladell Betts looked like a good break, turns out he's going to start while Portis (makes every carry after the first drive) backs him up.
Up until a few minutes ago, I had Isaac Bruce in my starting lineup. DAMMIT!
Lincoln apparently got all those corpses to do something, dammit. What a week for Our Father.
I know nobody was expecting a great start from WIRM, but dear lord. Jake...Plummer...is that the worst week for a fantasy quarterback in the VUFSA history?
No fewer than three upsets are brewing.
I'm not sure what more Viano can do. He got consistent production from all three running backs and at least one receiver...but if Peyton doesn't do something (Harrison's open! Wayne's open!), then he's stuck at 0-1.
I love me some Tony Gonzalez. And 49ers defense.
Nothing too exciting from the defenders. Polamalu had a good week and Fletcher-Baker gives Eli reason to cheer. First play from scrimmage, Fletcher-Baker recovered a fumble for a touchdown against Golden Boy Tom Brady. That, my bitches, is a good start to the season.
Travis Henry. Fuck. I've got Stem beat if I stick to the original plan and have him as my third RB.
Chris Simms, for what it's worth, is super, super bad.
If it were allowed, I would change my team name to Re-Animator.
Remember when the Packers were unbeatable at Lambeau? Now they get shut out at home by the Bears in the season opener. The next twenty-five years are going to be painful.
An updated stat: Champ is set to win his last 4 games against Viano by a total of 5.5 points.
In other news, I hope Morris doesn't wait until thursday to rip away the 3 forced fumbles my D was (undeservedly) credited with. A lead of less than 9 is a loss after monday, I believe.
Also, Young Brandon Jacobs is the next Larry Johnson. Watch your spine, Tiki.
Thanks for pouring salt on the wounds Joe Jurvicious' ribs, Javon Walker's leg and Mike Bell's finger. I'm looking forward to Archie Manning breaking into Sportscenter tonight and announing Peyton has a meth addiction and will be in rehab for the rest of the season
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Ah yes, the open thread. The part of the VUFSA board that I don't participate in because of Walgreens. So I shall leave all of you to enjoy the day and I demand a quality string of posts to entertain me when I get home. Begin!
-Drew
Football begins at 1p and outside of Manning Bowl, ends at 7p.
It's logical that I would work starting at 11a and end at 7p.
Standard bitching post.
Fuck you all, and the world around you.
Just kidding. Hugs for everyone!
Well, laugh all you want about my good luck in years past. But this year, Darrell Jackson is getting no action, T.J. Housyourmamaz is not going to play much, if at all, and I still have Tony Gonzalez as my tight end.
Oh yeah, after Ladell Betts looked like a good break, turns out he's going to start while Portis (makes every carry after the first drive) backs him up.
Up until a few minutes ago, I had Isaac Bruce in my starting lineup. DAMMIT!
I want to see Michael Irvin do a line of coke off the desk in front of Ditka.
Eli's luck turned around from the first play of scrimmage.
God dammit. Braylon Edwards, 74 yard touchdown, nullified. Fuck that. Then, London Fletcher scores a defensive touchdown. I hate the Gun.
The Lions just blocked their second straight field goal. Get pumped, Stem.
Well, my team is as bad as advertised
I hate The Gun, too.
Chris Simms is going to be legendary for his failure this year, isn't he?
Did anyone ever figure out why London's last name changed to Fletcher-Baker?
From Wikipedia,
It has been announced that London legally changed his name to London Fletcher-Baker to honor his father and grandfather.
Donte Stallworth? Fuck you, Stem.
The Gun's only touchdown is going to come from London Fletcher-Baker-Fagjob, and I'm still going to lose because the Browns love offensive holding.
Also, my least favorite commercial is the Manning one where they're doing huddles to split everything up and it ends with:
"The MANNING'S are ready for the season."
Are you serious.
This is a fucking banner day for field goal kickers.
Trent Green might be dead.
Kellen Winslow is a SOLDIER.
I just saw the Trent Green hit, and whoever posted that ahead of me is right... I'm pretty sure he's dead.
Steal of the draft.
I didn't see the Trent Green hit. but he is still the STEAL OF MY HEART.
can I play now?
Observations:
FRANK GORE!!!
Lincoln apparently got all those corpses to do something, dammit. What a week for Our Father.
I know nobody was expecting a great start from WIRM, but dear lord. Jake...Plummer...is that the worst week for a fantasy quarterback in the VUFSA history?
No fewer than three upsets are brewing.
I'm not sure what more Viano can do. He got consistent production from all three running backs and at least one receiver...but if Peyton doesn't do something (Harrison's open! Wayne's open!), then he's stuck at 0-1.
I love me some Tony Gonzalez. And 49ers defense.
Nothing too exciting from the defenders. Polamalu had a good week and Fletcher-Baker gives Eli reason to cheer. First play from scrimmage, Fletcher-Baker recovered a fumble for a touchdown against Golden Boy Tom Brady. That, my bitches, is a good start to the season.
Travis Henry. Fuck. I've got Stem beat if I stick to the original plan and have him as my third RB.
Chris Simms, for what it's worth, is super, super bad.
If it were allowed, I would change my team name to Re-Animator.
Remember when the Packers were unbeatable at Lambeau? Now they get shut out at home by the Bears in the season opener. The next twenty-five years are going to be painful.
I want to meet the black sheep Manning brother.
An updated stat: Champ is set to win his last 4 games against Viano by a total of 5.5 points.
In other news, I hope Morris doesn't wait until thursday to rip away the 3 forced fumbles my D was (undeservedly) credited with. A lead of less than 9 is a loss after monday, I believe.
Also, Young Brandon Jacobs is the next Larry Johnson. Watch your spine, Tiki.
Observations:
FRANK GORE!
I'm pleased to have scored 91 points with only one offensive touchdown.
How about Lincoln Souzek?
DEVIN HESTER!
26-0.
After one week of fantasy football, I love Reggie Bush and hate my life.
Thanks for pouring salt on the wounds Joe Jurvicious' ribs, Javon Walker's leg and Mike Bell's finger. I'm looking forward to Archie Manning breaking into Sportscenter tonight and announing Peyton has a meth addiction and will be in rehab for the rest of the season
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