Just to throw it out there...

-TJ HousmanihateJR has more rushing touchdowns than Curtis Martin, Warrick Dunn, Dominick Davis, Kevin Jones, and Clinton Portis.

-LaDanian Tomlinson has thrown as many touchdowns as Kurt Warner, David Carr, Kyle Orton, and, yes, Trent Green.

-Two-thirds of Sex Panther’s defense score more points than the much talked about Steven Jackson last week.

-Sebastian Janikowski is 0 of 4 from anything longer than 29 yards. And his Yahoo picture looks like a very unhappy JR.

-Drew Bledsoe and Kerry Collins have combined to throw for 1,723 yards, 8 TDs, and 2 INTs.

-Peyton Manning and Daunte Culpepper have combined to throw for 1,373 yards, 5 TDs, 10 INTs.

-Read those last two again.

-Joe Horn caught 1 pass for 11 yards after averaging 7 catches for 104 yards the previous two weeks. The 1 for 11? Against “Mindfreak” Mike Tice’s Vikings.

-Eagles TE L.J. Smith has caught three more passes for 74 more yards and 1 more touchdown than Tony Gonzalez. And has sat on the bench behind Gonzalez for each of the three weeks this year in VUFSA.

-Fred Lane’s Wife’s TE, Dallas Clark, has increased his point total in 0.5 margins every week. Putting him on pace for a whopping 1.5 this week.

-The only two “position” players that started for Ken’s Anal Adventure in week one that are still starting in week four? Brandon Stokley and Marcel Shipp.

-All three of Big Fat Guys’ starting wide receivers came from the Big Ten. And his flex receiver came from Cincinnati, which is really close and would have made this point cooler if the Bearcats were in the Big Ten.

-Drew continues to be suicidal after having scored the most points of any loser every week with this week looking promising to be the fourth in a row.