Will Reggie Bush bring a shit-ton of touchdowns for the Saints? Will the Bears own bitches on Monday Night? Who will win the arch-rival battle of Ed vs. Eli? Cue music and sixteen comments, 14 from JR.
With two interceptions in the first quarter, I would assume Eli just wants to set himself back, so he can officially lead the league in coming of age by the end of the season.
I'm good. Kids doing well in school. Got that promotion. Wife just joined the PTA.
P.S. Bite me, also, Ed.
P.P.S. I've missed you Eli in your scamperings across America. I haven't been quite whole in some time. But then again, I'm going to get beaten by Dave Tomke this week, so that's part of the great absence.
FOX, on the PHI-NO game, just mentioned how there are only three teams to never reach a championship or Super Bowl. Their point was that it has been 40 years of existence and no such championship for the Saints.
They mentioned the Houston Texans (obviously) and the Jacksonville Jaguars.
Um, from Pro Football Reference:
1996 AFC Championship Game: Jacksonville Jaguars lost 6 - 20 at New England Patriots
Colston may really be your best player, because he's probably the best "tight end" in football. Gates, Gonzalez and Shockey have all been really disappointing.
I enter tonight's game needing Muhammad (our league) and Berrian (another league) to do nothing. First play from scrimmage, a home run ball to Berrian and nobody is near him, even though Arizona' best cornerback is on duty. It was incomplete, but it's a sign of things to come.
Notes: * I swear to God, I had no idea Matt Leinart was a lefty until tonight. I was too busy looking at his face. * Tony Kornheiser is an open homosexual * Edgerrin James looks better on the opening drive than he ever did in Indianapolis. He looks less like the three-yards-a-pop guy he's billed to be and more like a big play stud. * Shit, more Arizona points means more Chicago passing. I was relying on the Bears defense to score six touchdowns and put this game out of reach. * Pants are ruining America. * The difference between getting either an NFC or NFL title (or not) will fall on the foot of Robbie Gould.
Please continue to talk up Edgerrin James. Ed's continued posting that he is washed up is killing his trade value. It would be nice to have someone talk him back the other way. Thanks.
Not saying that it is going to happen because it absolutely cannot, but wouldn't be something if James went apeshit ala LT and I won against Champ with two running backs carrying a 0. Just sayin' ya' know.
* I went into work with 11 items I had to accomplish after my trip. I worked all day, and accomplished none. * The Cubs hired Lou Piniella * The Bears played football like the Lions.
48 comments:
Eli starts off, 26.25-0 before Ed finally gets 1/2 point. An above average start
Let's not stop there.
With two interceptions in the first quarter, I would assume Eli just wants to set himself back, so he can officially lead the league in coming of age by the end of the season.
That's Eli Manning, not Eli The Magnificient.
It's okay, so far Deion Branch has covered for Eli's ineptitude.
But if there's one quarterback who consistently scores fifteen points in the last five minutes of the game, it's Eli Manning.
Eli the Magnificent?
That makes me feel nice.
P.S. JR, I haven't talked to you in three weeks. How are you?
P.P.S. Dave Tomke, congrats on the Tigers.
P.P.P.S. Bite me, Ed.
I'm good. Kids doing well in school. Got that promotion. Wife just joined the PTA.
P.S. Bite me, also, Ed.
P.P.S. I've missed you Eli in your scamperings across America. I haven't been quite whole in some time. But then again, I'm going to get beaten by Dave Tomke this week, so that's part of the great absence.
The best part about the Tigers being in the playoffs is that everyone goes to the bar for every game, and it's a great time.
Also, Bondo.
Good news for you, Eli:
Roy Williams is looking really good in the Lions game right now.
That is cool. Tigers fans are certainly unique in that they go to bars and watch sports.
I'm just glad he isn't dead after last week.
(Bondo)
Scott Fujita with the assisted tackle to vault JR into a 3 point lead.
I believe Scott Fujita's middle name is "Bondo."
TJ Houshireallydohatejrdidyouthinkiwaskidding?zadeh
Bulger to Holt.
Again. It's the most beautiful thing in football.
Am I missing something?
FOX, on the PHI-NO game, just mentioned how there are only three teams to never reach a championship or Super Bowl. Their point was that it has been 40 years of existence and no such championship for the Saints.
They mentioned the Houston Texans (obviously) and the Jacksonville Jaguars.
Um, from Pro Football Reference:
1996 AFC Championship Game: Jacksonville Jaguars lost 6 - 20 at New England Patriots
I'm smarter than FOX.
I told you, Eli. Roy Williams is the truth. Touchdown.
Also, my wide receivers are the only good players on my team. I think.
Two more things.
I reiterate the fact that Marques Colston is the best player on my team. He just scored again.
Also related to Colston, it's a little unfair for him to be a tight end. I really don't understand why he is.
Scott Fujita just picked off a McNabb prayer to end the half.
I told you I was afraid of him. He has like eight points already.
Colston may really be your best player, because he's probably the best "tight end" in football. Gates, Gonzalez and Shockey have all been really disappointing.
And yes. Roy freaking Williams.
Warrick Dunn just scored on a 90-yard run. Are you serious.
Sorry, J.R., but I think this might be my week.
Tiki Barber is very good, but Brandon Jacobs stole his touchdown
Did everyone else leave?
Also, I may have celebrated a little prematurely. Travis Henry and Tiki Barber are both in double digits.
FUCK.
Now Darrell Jackson wants in on the action.
Nah, I'm here. Just sort of reveling in what is currently going on here. Hopefully LJ and LDT don't both put up 45 points.
Big swing. Barber gets a TD overturned and then Eli throws a TD pass.
And so the coming of age begins...
This is going to be one high-scoring game.
Branch just grabbed his second touchdown. Henry, Barber, and Williams are all at 100 yards for JR.
SHIT.
My motivational speech worked.
If my calculations are correct, JR and I both have 95.5 after the first round of games.
I still have Muhammad, Barlow, and Taylor.
He still has Pennington, Gonzalez and Bryant.
If McGahee and Santana Moss had done more, you could be in line for 200. Yeah, probably not, but still...
My team has 0 rushes and 13 receptions. Worst line-up EVER.
-Drew
Ed's comeback is getting freaky.
My lead is now down to 20 points.
How absurd is it that someone has to have the best week in franchise history just to have a shot to beat Ed?
Down to nine points. Why is Tomlinson in the game with a 30-point lead?
Because God, Ed hates you.
Worry not. You've got thunder on your side, as if you're comforted by the thought of needing thunder when you're making a modest push for 200.
Ed had a tremendous week, and it's a shame that it will be wasted on your retarded week. Way to show off the guns, though.
Unrelated: Joey Harrington is doing a 1996-Favre-esque comeback here. He is also playing the piano.
So much for that, Olindo. Now, it all comes down to All That Is Seen and Muhsin.
I enter tonight's game needing Muhammad (our league) and Berrian (another league) to do nothing. First play from scrimmage, a home run ball to Berrian and nobody is near him, even though Arizona' best cornerback is on duty. It was incomplete, but it's a sign of things to come.
fuck.
Like OMG, I have rushing yards!
Notes:
* I swear to God, I had no idea Matt Leinart was a lefty until tonight. I was too busy looking at his face.
* Tony Kornheiser is an open homosexual
* Edgerrin James looks better on the opening drive than he ever did in Indianapolis. He looks less like the three-yards-a-pop guy he's billed to be and more like a big play stud.
* Shit, more Arizona points means more Chicago passing. I was relying on the Bears defense to score six touchdowns and put this game out of reach.
* Pants are ruining America.
* The difference between getting either an NFC or NFL title (or not) will fall on the foot of Robbie Gould.
JR,
Please continue to talk up Edgerrin James. Ed's continued posting that he is washed up is killing his trade value. It would be nice to have someone talk him back the other way. Thanks.
BERTRAND BERRY INTRODUCES THE TROOPS. After the game, hear an exclusive VUFSA interview on his secret love tryst with Morris.
Edgerrin James is the best running back in the NFL that nobody is talking about. I might be lying.
Not saying that it is going to happen because it absolutely cannot, but wouldn't be something if James went apeshit ala LT and I won against Champ with two running backs carrying a 0. Just sayin' ya' know.
Did Bertrand Berry REALLY recover that fumble?
Oh, we're still talking here. I didn't know.
Here is how my day went:
* I went into work with 11 items I had to accomplish after my trip. I worked all day, and accomplished none.
* The Cubs hired Lou Piniella
* The Bears played football like the Lions.
Bears?
OMG
BEARS
BEARS
DEVIN HESTER
BEARS
PUNT RETURN
DEFENSIVE TD
DEFENSIVE TD
BEARS
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