Stolen from various other web sites...let's use the comments portion to give live thoughts as the day in Sunday football goes along. Certainly, this idea will suck, but let's try.
The movie "Flightplan" is good for rental, but don't slap down nine bucks to see it now.
Topics: who's playing well. who's looking good matchup-wise. how many points Eli figures to ass-rape JR this week in a completely lopsided matchup. Will the expansion teams ever win another game against someone other than themselves? Who's got the early lead? Which players make you want to vomit? Who's suddenly on the trading block? Whose avatar is hottest? Who remains on Tomke's Piss Off To-Do List? Who would you rather keep...Brandon Lloyd or Brandon Lloyd's Mother?
This is going to end up being just me, isn't it? Comment after comment, with only me posting, and only me reading? Well screw all y'all.
40 comments:
I wish I could do this, but I have to work until 5.
I should be home in time for the sunday nighter, and hopefully champ's lead will be small enough for 4 of my best players to thunder.
Can I harken back to a previous comment? I never addressed Baron questioning my saying he wants to win now. Thomas Jones is the kind of guy who is only really valuable until the Bears are out of it, or until Cedric Benson starts playing. I said it before (to him, actually) if you have one really valuable trading chip left, you need to get at least one keeper. What he got was a win-now guy and no big chips left.
Oh my God, this is a glorious idea. It's so Desipio. I love you, JR.
I have to work at 4 (what the hell else is new?), but since I spend my time in front of a computer, I'll be able to check in. I don't care.
I have to work from 11am to 11pm so I will contribute this one stellar comment to the string. If anyone wants to call and give me updates, feel free to call 763-421-2248 and let me know. Otherwise, I better have won by the time I touch this computer next or else it's CVS!
-Drew
I tried all week to upgrade my running back. I was willing to sell Trent Green to do so. And yet, I fail.
Godspeed, Kevan Barlow and Chester Taylor or Chris Perry.
My bad wheel will keep me in the garage today. Since I'm stuck in park, my engine won't be revved and I'll just be idling on the sidelines, waiting to be taken out of park for next week's road race. Hopefully fantasy owners can then floor my accelerator and drive me to a win.
Also, my nickname is that of a popular automobile.
-Cadillac Williams
Tomke wouldnt have won anyway, but now that Vick is out (and his only play at QB), other injuries to Green and Edwards have made today the worst week ever for him. Good thing he has keeper receiver Brandon Lloyd.
OH MY GOD LEE EVANS ACTUALLY CAUGHT A FOOTBALL FOR SOME SORT OF DISTANCE.
His day is now over.
Hooray for Kelly Holcomb.
Yeah, hooray for him giving it to Willis McGahee for the TD. Same in GB, where Tony Fisher (on the pass) is one yard away and Najeh takes it in. I hate you.
Kelly hands it off better than JP.
Najjjjjjjeeeehhhhh. Naaaaajjjjehhhhh.
Yes Najehhhhh, getting carted off the field.
I'm watching NASCAR.
-BARON
Good lord Baron, turn on baseball and watch how glorious this shit is
I pooed in my undies.
-Kyle Farnsworth
Farnsworth was bedeviled by bad luck in that inning, and Berkman just did a nice job of hitting. The Ausmus home run CRAWLED over the yellow line for a home run. It really is a circus of a game, now in the bottom of the 13th.
An amazing four zeroes in the early games by Who is Ron Mexico, and only one of them was a defender. Even with a career day by Joe Jurivicius, I see them CLOBBERING the record for fewest points in a week.
Terry Glenn!!
-BARON
I think the Gun and my Najeh-Bryant deal worked out fairly after one game.
Save for the fact Najeh is done for the year.
Who the hell is brandon lloyd?
-Alex Smith
I just got home and saw scores. Sorry about the injury dude, I didn't know.
Tony Romo totally got playing time today, which should make up for the fact that Tomke's score is breathtaking.
Did anyone else predict that Baron and Drew's game (aka- The 5 Hole) would be the closest this late in the day?
Terry Glenn had 118 yards and 2 TD's in the first half.
Terry Glenn had just one pass thrown his way in the second half and was on the sideline most of the time.
What the hell?
-BARON
Baron, I'm not trying to pile on you, but I don't think you can afford to complain about the day Terry Glenn had.
I wanna play expansion teams! Waaaaahahahhaha.
It's okay. I got a good fill-in day from Najeh -- I'll try to be positive.
TERRY GLENN!!!
Also, I'm handling double the workload today at the paper. Why the hell am I on here?
My God, I really, really suck. Holy shit, I am awful. Jesus. Wow. So bad.
-39.50 points
I may be the only one that's too cheap to buy StatTracker, but even so, I feel safe in congratulating Stem on his victory. Donovan McNabb has some questions to answer.
Has anyone else realized that "Open Thread: Week 4" is happening during week 5?
And lincoln- it's 110.5-74.75, stem. Sorry.
The Andrew Stem Express rolls on. Who woulda thunk? Thinked? Thoughted? Thud?
Well anyway, it's a thuper thtory. I mean, super story.
Hines Ward is going to have to do Drew Bennett quite a bit better to give me victory. Three more touchdowns, perhaps. Grand total of seven.
you know, if Jimmy Smith doesn't score, and Pittsburgh gets shut out, viano could break his previous mark for fewest points, and win.
Now that he's officially off my roster, give it to me straight:
Did I give up too early on JJ Arrington?
You can run. You can hide. But you can't escape my love.
-Enrique Iglesias
When this week's standings are finalized, the Gun is going to move from 8th place to a 4th place playoff spot. I think even Enrique loves that.
-Drew
Re: JJ Arrington
You probably did give up too early, but in reality he probably won't help any playoff team that much this season. I don't think this hurts you too bad.
That being said, the expansions should be fighting each other to the death to claim him.
Well don't look now, but Baron Brendel is still very much in this game as we near the half on Monday night
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