I'm at work on a Saturday night and in the past four hours I've consumed two quarter-pounders, a large milkshake, fries, nine Oreos, a bag of Fritos, a Milky Way and three Mountain Dews. And somehow, it has led to a level of editing productivity heretofore unseen.
I guess I probably also wanted to start this thread before I die.
So with that said, good luck to everyone tomorrow.
Post away and go Bears (and Mr. Gunslinger, Billy Volek).
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I would just like to add to this stomach-fest that I mixed one can of Hormel Chili, half a bar of Cheez-Wiz, a pound of ground beef, and a can of corn threw it in the crock pot for an hour and had perhaps the most delicious substance ever.
So...Eli and I are dead before the draft and football. I "will" Edgerrin James to JR so he doesn't hate so much.
-Drew
Yet I'm the fat one.
-BARON
I'm trying to hold on until the draft tomorrow. I think we should move it up a few hours so I can at least get through the first round and draft Smush Parker.
I will say I'm a little concerned. I did a player search with names beginning in "put" and found no one. I am greatly concerned about who to use my last overall pick on. That and the chest pains are getting worse.
-Drew
PS - Just for you Baron, I weighed myself last night and I topped off at 137 lbs.
I weighed 137 pounds once. But I started gaining right after birth.
Good Lord, Drew. Go find a treadmill or something.
If you would have told me a month ago that I'd be relying on Billy Volek, Travis Taylor, Az-Zahir Hakim and Brandon Jones ALL IN ONE WEEK to get me above .500, I would have shot myself.
Where the hell are my Oreos?
Chad Johnson's stat line at 1:08 PM, according to Yahoo - 0 catches for 0 yards and a touchdown. And yes - Ed is getting credit for that TD.
Meanwhile, the Bengals have a mere three points.
-BARON
Are you surprised by that? I'm not.
I am actually going to be losing heading into Monday night...when Drew Wolf has both running backs and a tight end.
C'mon Wilma. Wash out that game in Atlanta.
I'm done with fantasy football.
JR is being a baby. Everyone humor him until he makes spaghetti and gets excited again.
Marcel Shipp has two rushes for -10 yards. Look out, Stem.
-Tomke
You all thought I was insane for saying Viano would have a good week and that my team really does suck.
That's really my only consolation.
Damn, bad day.
Hey, I know you guys are thinking it's a knee-jerk reaction and everything, but I've decided not to play fantasy basketball this year, or anymore fantasy sports for that matter. I am sending an email to Ed as we speak, and I'm really sorry I came to a decision so late. It's something I've been thinking about a while, and I think today's bad day on the gridiron was just the straw breaking the camel's back.
I can't keep investing so much time in fantasy sports. I am supposed to be working on Sunday (for real, it's part of my work week), and I find that fantasy sports have gotten in the way of getting stuff done. Furthermore, I'm just not as good as I really want to be, and it's become an extreme depressant on my week. I just want to sit back and enjoy the sports that I care about (the Brewers offseason) and not stress so much about it anymore. Sounds corny, I know, but it's a reality for me, and I do apologize that the timing is so abrupt.
I will do what I can to find a replacement for me in the league, and for the time being you can draft my team based on yahoo rankings. I have a couple people in mind, but if you have any ideas, feel free to float them. I love having this outlet with you guys, so I'll try to still pay attention and play along with the VUFSA blog and what not, but I just need to back off from the actual week-to-week stuff. There're some other things going on in my life right now, as well, so I just decided this was what I had to do.
I don't hate you guys, I love you lots, as I'm sure you know. So no ill will or anything silly. I hope you guys understand.
Sincerely, JR.
Just kidding. I have spaghetti and my sense of humor was renewed. Bring on the NBA! I have Andrei Kirilenko, bitches, and you don't.
I believed that for 0 seconds.
I bet Eli felt real silly watching Daunte Culpepper score 26 points.
Then he watched Clinton Portis and got over it.
Then he ate an oreo, I'm guessing.
oh you believed it.
the line about other personal stuff going on had to be the selling point.
Cedric Benson just rushed for three yards, thus outrushing his previous two games combined.
Thomas Jones has ruined my life.
Ian Eagle: "Todd Heap has been the go to guy..."
Ed: "yay!"
Ian Eagle: "...for Anthony Wright today"
Ed: Oh yeah.
I didn't eat an Oreo. But I did have Chinese food. I'm a full-fledged woman, OK?
anybody know when the basketball draft is?
-andy
JP,
I totally believed you. And sadly, I sympathized.
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