Tomke, your preview was delicious. But you're not an idiot, you already know that. You don't need us patting you on the butt every five seconds, do you?
Since things that happen in the VUFSA only matter if they happen to you/your opponent, I would like to point out how odd I think it is that Stem has only one offensive player going at noon.
What's New, Pussycat is a famous song by a guy named Tom Jones. One of my keepers was a guy named Thomas Jones.
Secondly, for the third year in a row, my team is made up of many of the same people, making my team not new at all - thus adding a ironic twist to my team name.
"Elvira has recently talked about her first sexual experience, mentioning she needed stitches after losing her virginity to famous singer Tom Jones, because he was so well-endowed."
The song is featured once a day on the Walgreens radio network.
Also, Tomke keep picking against me in the previews. It's working well - especially since I have the lowest producing three running backs in the league.
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OPEN THREAD, MOTHERFUCKERS.
Last second lineup changes that will ruin JR this week:
Fred Taylor over Warrick Dunn
Brandon Marshall over anyone better.
What the fuck.
I can't even get one comment on my previews?
I also made a last second change and went with Fat LenDale White over Chris Brown. Again.
-Tomke
Steve Smith hates Stem.
-Tomke
Tomke, your preview was delicious. But you're not an idiot, you already know that. You don't need us patting you on the butt every five seconds, do you?
Goddamn, I laughed so hard, though.
Since things that happen in the VUFSA only matter if they happen to you/your opponent, I would like to point out how odd I think it is that Stem has only one offensive player going at noon.
I live for your compliments, J.R.
They're like the frosting the goes on the cake of my life.
-Tomke
I'm trying to decide if that's sexual. Deciding it probably isn't, I turn my attention to finding some cake. I am now hungry.
I'm covered in frosting, eagerly awaiting the Bears' thrashing of my local football team.
I'll wear my Bears jersey proudly to work tomorrow. Then I will be in violation of the dress code, and possibly reprimanded.
Plus, I don't even own a Bears jersey.
On a personal note, I enjoy my wide receivers.
Also, Britney looks about as interested in her dance as the VUFSA is in fantasy baseball.
I'm still interested in baseball, mostly since I'm one point out of my first money finish.
Also, I'm going to B-Dubs to watch the Lions soon, and rest assured, there will be frosting involved.
Finally, if the Madden game I'm currently playing is any indication, the Lions are going to asspound the Vikings.
-Tomke
Fuck you, Andre Johnson.
-Tomke
Well, The Gun's recievers already have four touchdowns.
Awesome.
-Tomke
FROSTING!
At least Joey Galloway still cares about me.
-Tomke
Speaking of frosting, LENDALE WHITE!
-Tomke
Drew must be wetting himself over the juggernaut Browns offense.
Baron, if he has emotions, must be wetting himself over Carson Palmer.
And Jon Kitna is knocked out of the game in the second quarter, so I won't get any more points from QB.
I have no emotions, just like I have no team preview.
-BARON
Fucking. Carson. Palmer.
Ed and I are going to head out for a few drinks tonight. We'll tell the bartender to put plenty of arsenic in our Fuzzy Navels.
Fuzzy Navels?
Seriously?
-Tomke
Good work, Dave. You located the joke.
Thanks.
-Tomke
I guess will justify my team name to Dave.
My name is based on two things:
What's New, Pussycat is a famous song by a guy named Tom Jones. One of my keepers was a guy named Thomas Jones.
Secondly, for the third year in a row, my team is made up of many of the same people, making my team not new at all - thus adding a ironic twist to my team name.
There you go, Tomke. Feel better?
-BARON
"Elvira has recently talked about her first sexual experience, mentioning she needed stitches after losing her virginity to famous singer Tom Jones, because he was so well-endowed."
http://news.softpedia.com/news/Elvira-Went-To-the-Hospital-After-Losing-Her-Virginity-With-Tom-Jones-7057.shtml
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First of all, I do feel a little better, because I'm a big Tom Jones fan. I know that it's a song by him, but I couldn't connect that to your team.
And hey, feel free to write your own previews.
-Tomke
The song is featured once a day on the Walgreens radio network.
Also, Tomke keep picking against me in the previews. It's working well - especially since I have the lowest producing three running backs in the league.
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