KEVIN CURTIS?!? You have to be fucking kidding me. FuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuck
Also, Fuck You very much. Not that I give a rat's ass about some touchdown record for a member of AARP, but after the Chicago Cubs were treated like the underdog darlings all year despite their egregious payroll (not unlike ... the Red Sox), I think you can forgive a little attention paid elsewhere. There is no shortage of splooging done by media types on behalf of Chicago sports.
I can't believe Brian Griese fucked Lovie Smith's wife in the ass. That's the only possible explanation that I can come up with for why Rex Grossman is still playing.
Is it too much to ask to start a bona fide superstar quarterback (whom you have slept with), regardless of defense, instead of an awful, awful Jeff Garcia?
Don't worry, JR, I'm never benching him again. I've already apologized profusely to Tony and, while he is suitably upset, he understands my situation and looks forward to starting again next week.
It's kind of like waiting to see if a fat running back in a split carry situation and a below average tight end in an above average offense will score 16 points.
On Wednesday, the deal Eli and I made could have been considered the biggest in VUFSA history. Now, it's on pace to be referred to as "the Ronnie Brown trade."
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First!
You are so gay.
Pwned.
:-(
ROTFLMAOBitch!
KEVIN CURTIS?!? You have to be fucking kidding me. FuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuck
And Ronnie Brown has 38 points
The Lions defense is amazing.
-Tomke
Also, I will never bench Tony Romo again.
Fuck you, Jeff Garcia.
The Bengals 3rd string quarterback has a touchdown run of eight yards. That is strange.
-BARON
Any see the Redskins throwback uniforms? The helmets look like the Radio Shack logo.
-BARON
Yeah, I don't even know where those unis came from.
And what was with the Eagles throwbacks? Throwforwards? What were those?
I can't hear a damn thing over the slurping sounds in Green Bay. I think I'm going to vomit.
People in Green Bay LOVE sucking D.
-Tomke
slurp.
Also, Fuck You very much. Not that I give a rat's ass about some touchdown record for a member of AARP, but after the Chicago Cubs were treated like the underdog darlings all year despite their egregious payroll (not unlike ... the Red Sox), I think you can forgive a little attention paid elsewhere. There is no shortage of splooging done by media types on behalf of Chicago sports.
Haha. Splooging.
Also, Kevin Curtis reminds me of Drew Bennett. A wide receiver. White. And awesome against Eli.
Sometimes, I think I like J.R.
But only because he uses the words "egregious" and "splooging" together.
-Tomke
Hey, JR. Stop bitching and go buy yourself one of these shirts
I can't believe you fucked me in the ass like that.
I can't believe Brian Griese fucked Lovie Smith's wife in the ass. That's the only possible explanation that I can come up with for why Rex Grossman is still playing.
My explanation is that the Sex Cannon is actually making love to Lovie Smith on off days.
Also, the Sex Cannon could be the greatest nickname ever, and I forgot where I heard it.
-Tomke
Sex Cannon is from Kissing Suzy Kolber.
And, JR, you deserved it.
Also, responding to a comment from hours ago, the Cubs' "egregious payroll" ranks 8th in baseball, right behind the massive-market Seattle Mariners.
Where do your AL Central Champions fall on that list?
I dunno. Look it up.
God dammit.
Ten points from Bush, McAllister and Colston isn't too much to ask is it?
-Tomke
Is it too much to ask to start a bona fide superstar quarterback (whom you have slept with), regardless of defense, instead of an awful, awful Jeff Garcia?
You'll still win.
Don't worry, JR, I'm never benching him again.
I've already apologized profusely to Tony and, while he is suitably upset, he understands my situation and looks forward to starting again next week.
-Tomke
It's kind of like waiting to see if a fat running back in a split carry situation and a below average tight end in an above average offense will score 16 points.
Oh and just because it's open thread I'd like to once again, not-so-casually mention that the Cleveland Indians are the AL Central champions.
But Drew, don't you know there is a 100 percent chance of thunder?
I preferred Viano's meteorological inclination of a mighty hurricane sweeping away the game tonight.
Welcome, Brian Leonard to The Hulkamaniacs. You instantly become my second best running back. And you've never started a game before.
Since it's an open thread, can I just say "penis."
-Tomke
Because you don't get enough of that in the previews?
Brian Leonard: I hope that somehow, Drew and Viano have accidental computer malfunctions that prevent a waiver claim and you will be mine.
Love,
Radcliffe.
Such fuss over a man with 21 career rushing yards.
I start Fred Taylor. Is my casually-bestowed love truly surprising?
And likewise I start a man who cannot supplant Fred Taylor as starter.
I hope Reggie Bush doesn't fumble about three times.
-Tomke
On Wednesday, the deal Eli and I made could have been considered the biggest in VUFSA history. Now, it's on pace to be referred to as "the Ronnie Brown trade."
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