Sunday, November 13, 2005

Open Thread, Week 10

I'm naked.

42 comments:

JR said...

Thomas Jones...you better not fucking play after the sheer agony you put be through when I played Baron.

Also, AK-47 with a sprained ankle!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!!? I weep.

Edwin said...

Domanick Davis is out and I don't get the Bears game. I just want to sleep through Sunday.

Edwin said...

Hey! there's women's basketball on ESPN2!

JR said...

I'm surprised there hasn't been much hype over this game. I know they have the higher rank, but if UGA can go into Texas and beat defending national champs Baylor, don't think they won't be pleased with the victory.

Edwin said...

Stem has got to be happy with kevin jones so far.

Anonymous said...

Baylor! Did someone say Baylor? I love Baylor! ;)

-STLVUFan

Edwin said...

More good news from Stem: Last second starter Roy Williams is already in the end zone. The king of expansion team weeps.

Edwin said...

I'm the only one here. My life is so sad.

JR said...

Well Dallas Clark is a huge bitch.

Anonymous said...

Dallas Clark is from Iowa.

-Not Champ

Anonymous said...

Daaaaaaddy! Darren Sharper is being mean to me!!!


-Li'l Eli

JR said...

Poor Ed all alone. Willis McGahee just got rocked--that helps you.

Edwin said...

It helps me lose by 20 instead of 30.

JR said...

You're a bigger pessimist than I am, you realize...

Edwin said...

Roy Williams scores again. Stem just got scarier.

Edwin said...

All right- I know you're out there Gieryna. Come out post amusing comments under someone else's name. this is getting sad.

JR said...

Bahhhh!! Benson!

Anonymous said...

I just called Tom Moore "bespeckackled"

I think I meant to say "bespectacled"

Or, instead of showing my limited vocabulary, I could have said "glasses-wearing"

-Gus Johnson

Edwin said...

Brandon Stokley hates JR as well

JR said...

The entire Colts offense is dedicatd to mocking me today.

JR said...

I probably would have started Lee Evans if I hadn't traded for Wayne.


I hate everything right now. Evans in the end zone.

Edwin said...

I think it may be for the best that I don't get the Bears game today.

We have a playoff team starting Kyle Orton this week?

Edwin said...

The Colts will continue to hate JR when the leave Andre Johnson uncovered in the end zone.

You'll see

JR said...

Kyle Orton isn't the problem. The wind causing two botched field goals is. And Benson going out (it's going to be for a long time, if you saw the injury) hurts too.

As Karl said after the injury: If his leg is made of rubber, he'll be fine. If there are bones in there, he will not be fine.

Edwin said...

never mind, they spite me this time as notdomanickdavis scores.

Edwin said...

great, so now not only are the bears screwed, but my mocking of baron doesn't hold up any more either.

This day gets better and better.

Edwin said...

Oh yeah, and I was "this close" to picking up adrian peterson, but opted for Antonio Chatman.

JR said...

Fun game. Name the last white pro bowl running back (not fullback).

Edwin said...

I thought I'd note that this is the most popular open thread ever. And we've only had two posters.

Edwin said...

The only thing I will ridicule you for this week is promising me that I will always get Bears games. I still have no idea how/if they scored at the end of the half.

And the last white pro bowler at RB was Robert Smith. Kind of.

Edwin said...

That play sounds almost cool enough to make me wish I wasn't watching "Bring it on Again"

Almost.

Edwin said...

I, like Baron, hate Tom Brady

Anonymous said...

Why have you abandoned me Mr. Radcliffe?

-Lee Evans and his 2 TDs

JR said...

because I heard JP Losman might actually be throwing a football today.

Turns out JP Losman has been abudcted by aliens and replaced.

Edwin said...

The Vikings have scored 3 touchdowns, and not a single one came from the offense. Poor Baron.

The Lions have scored 3 touchdowns, all by Roy Williams. Poor Baron.

Edwin said...

Chris Chambers rides in on a white stallion to combat the evil Roy Williams...

Edwin said...

Mr. Berman, it's hard for me to concentrate with you so close to my genitals. Wait, is that Darren Sharper again?

-Eli Manning

Eli said...

Oh, we have an open thread this week. Well, damn.

Anonymous said...

Keep mocking me for starting Ron Mexico over Eli Manning. Eat it, you sons of bitches.

Plus, Samkon Gado scored 30 points. Yeah.

-Tomke

Anonymous said...

I like men. Specifically Dr. Gado.

Eli said...

I'm waiting for Yahoo to actually remove Tiki Barber from my team on Thursday, taking away another win from me.

JR said...

Bored? Allow me to re-implement something I rudely offered you on teh basketball board: the image of Baron having sex.

So there that is. I think we should have called this the Ed Thread.